Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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