you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
There's always time for handjobs
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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