Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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