he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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