you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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