genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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