we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
i now understand why vodka
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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