What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
BRING THE BAGELS
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
