Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
ttyl tear gas
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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