White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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