Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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