is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
cat food counts as protein by the way
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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