i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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