in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Just pee around me
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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