So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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