i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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