we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I look better un-naked...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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