im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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