from now on my penis is your penis
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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