I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Randomize