I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
