you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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