Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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