He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Dicks are not precious.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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