Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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