She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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