I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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