if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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