But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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