I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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