Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
