When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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