Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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