My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Sorry about my life...
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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