i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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