at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wanna bring you to show and tell
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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