On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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