Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
What a dumb baby whore.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize
