as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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