Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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