oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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