brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Barsexuality is the new black.
ugly people sure do ruin things
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He shit in the fireplace
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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