Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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