She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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