I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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