Your mouth is God's brothel.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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