dude i'm inner monologue high
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Shame - the story of my life.
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