Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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