69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
