she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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