I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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