Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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