Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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