last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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