Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Randomize
