I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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